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Shoe as the prop of Stupidity.

18 Tuesday Feb 2014

Posted by onestepfromtrouble in Alcohol, Oops

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banter, birthday, classic, funny, urine, vomit

So….I’m not proud of this one but it does highlight a few accountability issues systemic throughout my personal life.

I’ll throw a question in the mix before I tell a story so here goes: ‘if it’s harmless, but gross, I don’t remember it and it only really affects me…do I need to apologise to others in the immediate area?’

The answer at the end is most likely yes but the story has a few caveats.

Anyway, story! It was my birthday recently (37 messages included Facebook posts Thank You kindly!) and one Saturday I sat in the pub with some friends. Chat, Drinks and Laughs were flowing as standard with a hilarious Grandad chair being used to make everything that little bit funnier.
A triple run of jaeger bombs happened then we swept up our beers and went home.

What I thought to be a quiet night turned out weird. Vomit was everywhere in the bathroom and between me and my housemate we have no idea who did it- do we both apologise? I casually blamed due to scarf proximity but I’m not 100% sure. Well, he cleaned it so a little win for me.

Next up…I’ve been informed I went to the bathroom…in my bedroom…against the wall and in my shoe…TO WHICH I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO RECOLLECTION!

To add some details, nothing there is wet, nothing smells and no marks on the wall to suggest urine damage.

My question is- do I apologise and am I accountable for this?
My immediate reaction is no. This was my unconscious brain acting without my knowledge, nothing I can do about that.

I don’t behave like this sober and I know if I did this sober it would be horrendous, does drunk take the edge off?

Who knows, I’m still arguing with a friend that it does but it’s a uphill battle.
Thoughts?

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Snatchchat

13 Thursday Feb 2014

Posted by onestepfromtrouble in Story

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banter, chat, funny, pics, snapchat, snatch

Snapchat, as I’m sure you know, is the future. A smart phone app that allows you to send pictures for 10 seconds with some commentary and drawings for those who don’t know.

I know what you’re thinking- this is the next chat roulette right?
Wrong, although it has been dubbed Snatchchat by my peers, I have yet to get any pornographic or PG13 snaps. Uber disappointing.

To summarise snap chat my experience in list form:
29 shopping experiences
17 taken whilst on the toilet
105 surprised faces
21 Anime character drawings
205 TV snaps
65 selfies
1 dead rabbit
10 work related
44 Alcohol related
2 of male nudity (I’m a guy)
1 video of a man vomiting and rolling in it…gross

As much as these are freaking hilarious, why is no one sending me nudity?
I’m no Indian giver, I’ve sent out ludicrous amounts of naked snaps, some very revealing and nothing in return.

Fans, if you are reading this, send me the juice- I’m waiting!

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